Update

Apparently, it's an epidemic. Bruce Willis was wearing a ground chuck hairpiece on David Letterman. To Dave's credit, he kept some of that meat from going to waste by taking a bite of the coif con carne. Even I'm not sure it's such a good idea to consume raw room-temperature beef though--and did I mention I eat goose poop? Maybe the next "Top Ten" should be devoted to the "Top Ten Reasons Why a Person Should Not Confuse His Closet and His Refrigerator." I'm just saying, don't make "Die Hard" your epitaph just for a comedy bit.